Screwed
It was one of the most boring Saturdayz dat I ever had in Pune. More than boring, it was one of those days when everything around you goes wrong :(((( When I woke up around 8:30, I realized that two of my roomies had already gone to office. The rest of my roomies had planned to go to lonavla. Wasn't much interested in going to that boring place, I thought I would be better off staying back home. One good reason why you shouldn't take decisions when U r jus half awake [ or shud it be half asleep ] !! Anyways, after a long time, I heard the silence [ da poetic me;)] . I slowly crawled out of my blanket and ambled towards the wash basin [ yeah, therez something called as brushing .. huh ] .. Ha, a happy site.. There was one more person with me in the house. But was snoring himself to glory in the hall..! !! Anyways, not knowing what to do, I woke him up ;).. Obviously, the policy of "Yaam petra Imbam, Peruga Ivvaiyagam" !! "Machan, nobody at home except for us da" I shook him..
"de @#$%, let me sleep " ...
Hmm, wot next.. went to the kitchen to check out if therez anything to eat..!! Naaahh, as usual, there were only a few clothes that were hung for drying.. When I was browsing the kitchen, my eyes caught the sight of Gingely oil [ Nallennai, not sure what it is called in English ] .. I remembered the good old days of my childhood when my mom would insist on having an oil bath every saturday. Well I thot why not give it a try.. Took a hand full of oil and applied it onto my head. By this time, my soulmate roomie had woken up and was almost in the same dazed n confused state as mine.!!
Both of us, sorted out the plan for the day. Letz play carrom board for sometime. Then after having a bath, we would go for lunch n so on.. !! Tada!! I heard a heavy thunder and it started pouring down like as if a million Gods were pee'ing after a billion years.. And wot comes after is a very common sight in India [ don't even ask me whether I've seen it elsewhere in the world ;) ] .. Power Cut !!!!! Damn, this means, I can't go out anywhere for lunch [ mind you, there was no mention of breakfast, which means I'm starving :( ] plus I can't have a bath [ Hot water is a must ] !!
Well, after some rounds of boring carrom board [ the same thing used to be so much exciting when there were 6 people around you :( ] we decided to go out and grab a quick bite [ rain had stopped ] !! After some listless events, came back home to find that the power is back.. :)):)) ..
Hurray switched on the TV to catch some EPL action..!! Bang!! No other channel apart from one screwed up sun tv and some useless marati channels were available... Having nothing to do with marathi, I decided to watch something in Sun TV.!! Oh great, there's a rajinikanth movie.. :)):)) .. Am not at all a fan of this guy, but his movies are hilarious in their own way.. The things he does as style, the punch dialogues et all, throws me out of the couch !!
The scene: Our hero was entering a huge bungalow with a file in his hand..!!!!
Oh come on, how many movies will have the same plot ?? U can easily guess whatz the next scene.. There will be an old man with a shawl draped around him!! Lookin at this sight, U can easily come to a conclusion that this old man is filthy rich [ owns some factories ] and our hero will be the general manager, a confidant, a smart chap n whatever tag a person can be assosiated with.. This old man will be planning to retire and he wants to bequeath all his properties to this general manager!! Huh, it happens only in the movies.. Why don't we come across managers in our day to day lives who are so smart brainy n such a great decision makers ?? damn it !! Okie, coming back to the old man.. He should be having a damsel as his daughter and most of the time a motherless one.. This oldie would have spared the rod when his daughter was young and more likely she must be a tom boy!! [ In a good way, she is the heroine, mind you ] .. Grrr..!!! Datz it.. There will be some tussles between this hero n heroine and they'll finally fall in love.. From now on , how the story goes is upto the director.. In this movie, hero will become an accused in a murder case and the heroine will be the eye witness [ no guesses for the victim, itz the same old old man ] .. Now the hero must save his life and more importantly his lady love from the real villains !! And coming to the villains, since this is an 80s movie, the villains will wear bright coloured clothes, will have huge side burns, a dark mush and a mole on the right cheek!! [ or may be on the left depending upon how "different" the director wants the movie to be] !!!!!!!!! There will be a soft porn music video starring Jyothilakshmi, disco shanti, silk smitha and all the other sex bombs of my dad's adulthood days !! huh!! [ I still like silk smitha ;) ] !! Oh I forgot about our hero's first day in the jail. There ought to be a bad bad guy who'l dip his comb into our hero's glass of water.. After trying to elude the fight scene, finally the hero will thrash all the thugs and prove a point [ to who? i'm stil not sure.. but there must be a fight sequence in the jail
!! ] Then surprise , surprise!! Our hero meets his double!! Ayyyoo.. mudiyala [ pulikesi style'la] !! Im too bored to narrate it any longer !! Hmm.. the name of this movie is PokiriRaja and I don't know how different this is from RaajathiRaja!!
Huh.. After all this ordeal, I wasn't in a mood for anything else!! Had some chappathis [ can write one more blog on this chappathi torture ] and snored off !!
